So, yeah, I'm graduating later on tonight.

Jesus, I'm so nervous D: I totally shouldn't be, though.

See, we're supposed to walk across our football field about twice. I'm going to fall. A few times, probably. At least I'm sitting around people I can tolerate, and not completely boring people. :D We're supposed to give our principal these cards with our names on them (I'm not quite sure why), and the two guys I sit between were discussing what would happen if you crossed out your name at the last minute and scribbled in something like "Joseph Stalin" or "Vladmir Ilyich Lenin." (yeah, one of them is a history buff, I think)

Hilarity will ensue tonight, I'm sure of it.
Principal: After I say 'Class Dismissed,' you can pretty much do whatever you want.
Entire Senior Class: ...WOOOO! (some: lolz, that was a bad thing to say to these people)
Principal: WAIT LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

...I got this mosquito bite right in the middle of my forehead on Saturday, too. D:

yeah, so not being in school is actually a little bit boring. I also kind of want to kick myself for saying that.

I saw Lucky Number Slevin. Gosh, that's a good movie.

Josh Hartnett = chaaawt, and seeing Bruce Willis in a wheelchair made me giggle. Morgan Freeman referring to The Schmoo in a serious manner was pretty silly. I didn't know what it was, but the word made me giggle.

The deleted scenes were actually really good, and if you get the DVD, I suggest taking a look at them. Elvis and Sloe were hilarious ("Man, do you EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!?") and the Rabbi's son's bodyguards' scene was totally silly. "...and I'm telling you, she was fucking hot. A regular goddamn cowsay." "...What's a cowsay?" "MmmOOOO."
I liked it a lot. :D
That's about it.

...Oh, man, I love Windows Media Center. -drool- It's AMAZING. not on my computer, but you can record TV shows and movies and and and stuff and I just like it lots and lots.

I've got all but maybe three episodes of Heroes recorded. :)

Speaking of Heroes, the finale was last night. D: I almost cried. A few times. I couldn't help but giggle when Sylar called Hiro a "silly man," though. ...And when Hiro stabbed Sylar he took the sword back out and said "yatta..." -SQUEAL- I mean, it shouldn't be so funny to me but it is. Also, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK SO CUTE AFTER YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED, SYLAR. ;_; I almost melted a few times.

I had to delete The Sims from my computer because there's just no damn room for it anymore... -sniffle- Good luck, Sims.

OH OH OH!!! I finally saw The Big Lebowski over the weekend. I loveloveloved it... SO MUCH. I want my funeral to be like Donny's... except, uh, better? I guess? I don't want an expensive one, I know that much. xD
Jesus cracked me up, too. Silly. It's sort of sad that I've heard about the movie for, like, four years but I only now just saw it. Eh, oh well.

Mmmm, five-paragraph essay due tomorrow. I keep getting distracted by the stupidest things, though.

Like lolcats. There is NO REASON I should be staring at silly pictures of cats with captions on them, but I just can't stop. ;_; And the TV. FOOD NETWORK, YOU ARE STOPPING ME FROM DOING MY WORK. God why does Iron Chef have to be on.

So, uh, I think senioritis is finally sinking in. Physics suddenly confuses the shit out of me, I'm putting off pretty much everything in English class, and for some reason IUP THINKS I HAVEN'T SENT THEM THEIR STUPID DEPOSIT. arrrgjfhfghtiuohfjbgjfsdgdogj.

Here's a little tidbit, for your enjoyment. I made it a while ago (and when I was in a better mood). WooOOOoooo!



Haw, lookit me, I'm so funny :F

So, uh, yeah, I saw Hot Fuzz today.
It was pretty goddamn amazing. :D I'd quote my favorite parts, but that'd be the whole movie.

OH YEAH. Heroes. My friend and I had an awesome conversation about last night's episode.

her: i think sylar is really an undercover narc....and the people he kills only "imagine" they have special powers
me: uh...
her: lol
her: idk
her: i'm really bored
me: I think Sylar's gonna get wiped by the Hatian guy and then go hit on Mohinder?
her: yea i feel the same way
me: THERE IS SO TENSION BETWEEN THEM.
her: YEP
me: I mean, last week(?) after Sylar painted all those paintings... WHO DID HE CALL FOR HELP FIRST!? Not his mom, HELL no.
me: HE CALLED MOHINDER.
her: HELL YEA
me: and then who's the ONLY person Mohindy wants Molly to find? SYLAR, THAT'S WHO
her: who you gonna call? MO-HIN-DER!!!!!
me: JUST LET THEM HAVE THEIR SEX AND MOVE ON.
me: omg hahaha
me: ...I just had this weird image of Sylar and Mohinder running around in Ghostbusters gear
her: new movie....MOHINDER AND SYLAR "BUTTBUSTERS"
me: OH MY GOD
her: LMAO
me: I just drooled all over myself

...I really did, too. ;-;

(Also, ice cream + serial killer = WINNING COMBINATION!!1 I've never wanted to be a bowl of ice cream more in my entire life.)

I, uh, found episodes of 24 online and I just watched the first episode of the third season. Only. So I'm slightly confused. :D But, uh, I'm only watching it to see some Zach Quinto.

"YEAH, JACK, YOU SHOW THAT HEROIN WHO'S BOSS!"
"Well, who's he gonna call? CTU? Ghostbusters? ...OSHIT HE CALLED CTU!!"

I wasn't expecting it to be that predictable, I guess. I feel so behind on the times, I missed out on all the Jack Bauer jokes like a month ago. Or so.

...I'm putting off typing up a research paper. >>

Huh. I think I have some problems.
See, this girl in my physics lab group and I were doodling back and forth on the same sheet of paper, and she drew this confused-looking stick figure. So I gave it something to be confused about - a giant Abraham Lincoln.
So with a couple Total Recall references (I have no idea where those came from, seriously) and about an hour of free time I made this baby:


And basically, almost every time I go to draw something, it ends up being Heroes-related. Yeah. Weird.
I think I'm gonna make that Lincoln comic into an animation or summat. Because, uh, I haven't done shit in my TV Production class this year and I need something.

WHY, SYLAR'S MOM, WHY!?
I SWEAR YOU WERE AS BAD AS CARRIE'S MOM. God, if your son wants to be normal LET HIM BE NORMAL. DON'T EGG HIM ON OR YOU WILL END UP WITH SCISSORS IN THE HEART.
-oh, wait, that already happened. D: God. I wanted to cry 495 times for the poor guy. I've never really bawled over a fictional character before, let alone a SERIAL KILLER, but- oh man, his mom just DIED because he was trying to make her happy. ;_;

Who's gonna be the bomb? I bet it's Peter. But I've got a feeling Sylar's gonna be in the vicinity and think it's him, and then when the time comes and he gets all ready to blow up it'll be an "OKAY, HERE I G- ...oh, shit" type of moment.

I mean, I've got a paper due tomorrow and another one to start, but I can't think of anything but Heroes.

CLAIRE/DADDY REUNION FTW!
Mohinder = *squeal*
How are Ted, Matt, and Bennet going to feel when they realize that they have to kill a LITTLE GIRL!? They can't do it, that's what.
Mohinder = OMG HE'S LIKE A SEXY BIG BROTHER TO MOLLY.
Gabriel = *squeal!!!1* So cute before he goes all creepy and sad ;_;
Hiro = aww. ;_; He needs a hug.
Peter = NOOOOOOOO.
Nathan = "Yeah, that's right, bitches, I can FLY. Whut whut?"
Mohinder = Did I mention he was sexy in this episode?
Sylar/Gabriel = aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAW SO SAD. I want to reach through the TV and hug him to death.
Ando: DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART!?

So many sad times this episode.
I can pretty much summarize this episode in three words:
AAA AAA AAAAAAAWWWWW.

Yeah, whoops. My bad. I haven't been that busy, so I don't really have an excuse except for lazy.

Um... Tastespotting. I love it. It makes me want to cook... Like, all the time. Hey, at least it isn't a weird meme.
I'm working on another fic! Or two. I've got plot bunnies, but they're stupid and won't go away.

THE AP GERMAN TEST IS NEXT WEEK. Oh god I'm gonna fail so bad x/

Also I GET TO MISS SCHOOL TO GO TO KENNYWOOD. Oh, hells yes. I love physics so much now.

Seven papers due at the end of the month, so... You might not hear from me for a while. I'm still alive, just very, very mad at English class. SEVEN PAPERS WHYYYYY.

Until HEROES! Exciting.

I made a purse out of an old t-shirt, but, um, it's sort of deformed. I think it took me about, what, 2 and a half hours? 3? I forgot when I started. D: I used instructions from here, and it's pretty freakin' sweet. It was an old Pac-Man shirt I never wore, so now, uh, I can wear it! The straps are too long and I should've cut them, but it's cool. It's fucking PAC-MAN. I also sewed the pockets too much so now I don't need velcro or anything to fasten them. They work like pants pockets, which is sort of weird, but cool at the same time.
If I try to put this shit on a table it'll all fall out in a hot second.

Also:
A Heroes mini-marathon was on today! YESSS. My mom sat down and watched, too, which is pretty cool. I hope she's hooked now. -evil laugh-

Actual conversation during the first Sylar/Mohinder scene in Parasite:
Me: -giggle- x)
Mom: ...What?
Sylar: (abridged version) MOHINDY babycakes you just need to relaaaax!
Me: -snerk-
Mom: Oh, are they gay or something...?
Me: O_O ...um...
Me: (not out loud) xDD AAAAH -cackle-

Mom's a Syhindlar shipper and she doesn't even know it. :3
My sister and I think that Peter is really Peter Pan, and that Nathan is Tinkerbell. Claude would so be Capitan Hook.
Sister: WHAT IF... Like, Mohinder hugs Sylar all romantically... in the dark? And then Peter comes in, and he's like-
Me: "HEY, GUYS, ROOM FOR ONE MORE!?"
Both: AAAAH xD ...it'd so totally happen.

There's a lot of "AAAAH xD" in my family. At least, in typing format.
I saw Shaolin Soccer today. It was pretty cool. Stephen Chow is hilarious. xD After the main character beats up pretty much every member of a gang with a soccer ball, there's this one little skinny guy left. He starts dancing, or something, I guess trying to intimidate the main character. The main character just sort of stares at him, then goes, "You got any change?" Skinny guy immediately says "...Yeah," and empties his pockets. Then he starts crying! xD YouTube is AMAZING, because I just found this scene there.

( Cut for a clip! )

And now, I leave you with this:
Ted at the end of Company Man: RAAARDSKLJTGHHHSDJH YOU DIDN'T SWITCH TO GEICOOOOOO

Um, shit, I kind of forgot about this, huh?

Buut I'm back. It's not like anything happened over a week. Except for that Virginia Tech stuff everyone is talking about. I mean, yes, it's sad, I empathize with you guys, but that's all I can do.

On a lighter note, ScaryQuietKid apparently flipped shit yesterday. Like, ran out of the classroom-style shit-flipping. I wasn't there, but I have class 8th period in said classroom. The incident, which will probably live in infamy, happened sometime during 6th period. I know that much, but I'm not sure about anything else.

I heard he lost it during a game of Uno.
Any Gateway folks out there know what happened? 'Cause I sure as Hell don't.

In other news, HEROES IS BACK IN FIVE DAYS. I am so frickin' excited. I also found Papa Petrelli/Linderman porn. -guh ew- Um.
I mean, okay, they looked sort of okay on paper, but, um, that's kind of awkward. I mean:

Nathan: LINDERMAN! I'm gonna shoot you 'cause you're a mean ol' mob boss, 'kay?
Linderman: I porked your father in 'Nam.
Nathan: *SHOCK*
later:
Nathan: Peter, I want you to meet Our Other Daddy.
Linderman: WELL HI THERE :D
Peter: *WTFFFF.*
Yeah, awkward. I absolutely can't wait for it to come back on the air, though. SO MANY SEXY PEOPLE. -swoon- So. Many. If anyone I fawn over dies I might die too.

Malcolm McDowell as Linderman, though? Very nice choice. He's like, one of my favorite actors. I would love it if he sang Singin' in the Rain in an episode. -nudges producers- No, seriously, I like him a lot. He's badass and he doesn't even have to try to be.

I COME WITH ICONS. Lots of bad, stupid-looking icons.
Also plot bunnies.

I also tried S&Ms today (Skittles + M&Ms = PURR!!!11!!!!eleventy), and I've decided that they basically describe the whole Syhindlar ship:
Weird, sort of gross, but strangely delicious. I giggled to myself for about five minutes afterwards and my six-year old sister just stared at me.

Also Mewsevelt. I lose it every time I see him. (What, you don't know what he is? Click here. Also check out Thinkin' Lincoln, because it is the bread of the food pyramid of win.) I think I'm going to get a cat and name him Mewsevelt. Someday.

I kind of started a photobucket account to show off these babies (referring to icons, not actual babies), so, that's um, here. There's a lot of The Mighty Boosh stuff on there, 'cause I'm addicted and I just can't get enough.

Not much else.

All one day of it.
Seriously, you can't do this to high school kids. It's just not right!
I guess using up those snow make-up days now is better than making them up in June, but, uh, we seniors get out early anyway (MAY 31 ZOMG). We still need a spring break, damn it. A 3-day weekend IS. NOT. ENOUGH. We don't even have Monday off. The day after Easter.
We should at least get an extra day to say "Welcome Back Jesus!" or to sleep off that sugar hangover.

I mean, yeah, day off, whut whut. But still, only one school day!? Even the TV is advertising two weeks of spring break!
...
Okay, maybe it's only Cartoon Network, but it's still TV.
Speaking of TV, SEVENTEEN DAYS UNTIL HEROES!!1 I'm trying to hard not to read spoilers I'm going to explode. ><

In other news, did anyone else see South Park this Wednesday? They locked the Wikipedia article about Easter, lolz. I don't know why they did, but I'm going to assume it's because of South Park, just because that makes it a million times better.

I am IN COLLEGE.
Well, not yet, but I got accepted without a transcript or an application fee. They either really want me to go there, or they're maaad desperate.

I've got Heroes on the brain. Like, seriously. A college with a dyslexia program sent me an e-mail. I 'squee!'d and then said "THAT'S WHERE MATT PARKMAN WENT TO COLLEGE!!1" Long, thoughtful pause. "Did I really just say that?"

I'm also three million percent hooked on The Mighty Boosh. It's weird, it's British, it's funny, and it's got strangely cool music.
And a talking gorilla. What more could you ask for!? Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett, you crazy genius bastards. So what if it only had 14 episodes? I saw 'em on YouTube and I can't get enough. (owwwww chicka chickaaa) In the first episode a guy (Monsoon Moon!) boxes a kangaroo. And punches out a little kid. zomg AWESOME.
I watched the whole television series in about 3 sittings. ._.
I really need this show on DVD. And a soundtrack. Man, this music is catchy.

...I had a dream that Sylar, a guy dressed like a lumberjack, and a bear (or was it a gorilla) were sitting in a hot tub. With clothes on. Just sitting there, super-awkwardly. Anybody know a psychologist that can sort this junk out for me? I've been having some creepy dreams.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

So, yeah, I finally saw 300.


I've been having the weirdest sleeping patterns. I seriously passed out at 7, then woke up at 11:30. I can't sleep. ._.
The other day I had a dream I ate an umbrella like it was a steak or something. Silverware and everything, like, in the school cafeteria. And everybody was totally normal, like it was normal to eat an umbrella.

God there's something so wrong with me.
Speaking of problems, I wrote the first fanfic, like, ever for me. Totally more-than-suggested Syhindlar action. Jeez, that's weird.
I think I'm gonna post it here and fix it or something. Does anybody out there want to beta? :D Yeah, right, I only know about two people.


...OH MY GOD OLD-SCHOOL IRON CHEF IS ON.
i want some bell peppers. mmm.

I think I should get < or equal to another hour of sleep so I'm not totally not able to function.

edit: I left that last sentence hanging after 'totally.' Wow, i suck. :D

Okay, so I skipped a few more days.
Not that it really matters. >>

I'm pretty sure this video is pretty well-known in the Heroes Inter-tubes, but I just want to slap it up there, just in case anyone has it.
i think it should be required to watch because of win.
( Embedded video after the cut )

So, um, anyway. It was about 70 degrees two days ago. It was pretty much the same yesterday, except for, uh, thunderstorm.
TODAY IT IS SNOWING. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PENNSYLVANIA.

The fly on my favorite pants is broken. -sadface- D: I also need shoes. And a haircut.

Suggestions, anybody? :o

Wuh-oh, skipped a day.

So, uh, last night I had a dream I was eating an umbrella. Not just, like, "rarrar shove it into mah mouth" eating. I was ripping pieces off and eating it all dainty-like. What the hell is that all about?

To top it all off, I was in the school cafeteria chatting it up with some of my friends. ...Nobody was staring. Like it was completely normal to munch on an umbrella in the middle of the day. God, I've got some issues.

Anyway, mm-mmm, Nintendo DS Lite. It's sexy-looking, yes, but it's black and I'm afraid to touch it. Shiny black things have the tendency to get fingerprinted. Fingerprints = D:

Procrastination = fun. I'll dump some sketches later :D

Mohinder Suresh You scored 41 Idealism, 45 Nonconformity, 54 Nerdiness

My father spent his life chasing after this insanity. Now I'm wasting mine trying to prove he was sane. Congratulations, you're Mohinder Suresh! You're a curious, passionate, and intelligent person. You're prone to changing your mind about the important things in life, though. You're interested in doing what you can to help people who are gifted with special abilities. Your best quality: You're a maverick intellectual Your worst quality: Your opinions can change rather quickly and suddenly

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Idealism You scored higher than 99% on Nonconformity You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness

Link: The Heroes Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

DUDE AWESOME.

...54 on nerdiness? Okay, I guess that's accurate. ._.

So Heroes is taking a break until April 23rd. I marked my calendar already. I need my fix so bad ;_;

During the hiatus, I think I'm gonna write my first fanfic ever. Oh god it's gonna be horrible. D: But it'll save me from foaming at the mouth about Peter and Claude and Sylar and Mohinder and -froth froth-

...

Okay, so anyway. The Food Network is good. I like food. Alton Brown is an amazing, amazing man. Geeky humor, science AND food? In one show? Oh hecks yes.
Emeril is like the weird uncle I never had.

I saw True Romance the other day. I knew Quentin Tarantino was a hopeless romantic under all that gore and kung-fu. :3
Um, okay, not much else to ramble about.

or: Wikipedia Leads to Frightening Discoveries

All riiiight, second post. Still not much to write about on account of lame. But, I've got some stupid tidbits!

I found out, after abusing Wikipedia for a while, that Zach Quinto's from Pittsburgh. That's Sylar, the crazy-but-lovable brain-eater from Heroes.
Pittsburgh's also the home to Dawn of the Dead and Night of the Living Dead and probably some other movies, mainly about what? That's right, zombies! They like brains, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Jeff Goldblum's also from around the area, I think. I don't remember...
DOES HE ENJOY THE TASTE OF FRESH BRAIN TOO!?

As a resident of suburbian Pittsburgh, I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords. :3